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Roxanne Balsom
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Foxy Roxy's Hair Haven is expanding! We're now offering BRAND NEW spa services! Have a look-see at our luxurious anemones:
A wide arraignment of massage treatments! Let our certified hunk Siegfried slander you in coco butter and rub down your vitals in any one of ten different massage treatments!
Does the glare off your body blind innocent sun worshipers? Smother yourself in ultraviolent rays in one of our spanking-new tanning beds!
A tough day pushing pencils demands with a cool chemical bath filled with eight fornicating vitamins!
Get boffed and waxed by our Brazilian hair doctor, Fia Fiama! Every Chihuahua on the block will want to know who does your legs!
Complimentary towel service!
Coffee and bialys!
Free Banner-Sun reading, while-u-wait!
Read the matrimonials of some of our satisfied customers!
I recommend the shea butter body treatment, as part of the metrosexual deluxe.
-D. Vickers
After the makeover Roxy gave me I had my pick of delinquents.
-A. Lord
A proper manicure, courtesy of one of Roxy's qualified technicians, is a weekly necessity.
-N.B. Smythe
Present this coupon and get $5 off an anti-depressing facial!
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