Veridian Dynamics
DID YOU KNOW:
- We invented that thing you use when you need to do stuff. No, not that thing... Yes, that one.
- Our blueberry toaster waffles were originally created as insulation
- Our company has 532,972 and 1/2 employees? That's right, we created half an employee as an experiment — a successful experiment!
Veridian Dynamics SAYS
We believe everyone works best when they work together, even if they're just standing around.
Next QuoteCOMPANY BIO
Veridian Dynamics is one of the largest companies in America. We're everywhere. In everything. We specialize in products ranging from space exploration, industrial foods, weapons systems, technology and consumer goods. We even make formal wear and a meat-based space tuxedo -- something we haven't yet found a use for. With offices around the world, even in the silly countries, Veridian is working hard to make the world a better place for humans and other sentient beings (for additional information please refer to our detailed cyborg babies section, "All the Love, None of the Diapers").
Founded by Phinnaeus Veridian in 1842, Veridian Dynamics began as a neighborhood general store specializing in tobacco, killing machines and party favors. During this country's early wars, Veridian equipped America's fighting men. And in later years, Veridian grew exponentially by equipping America's fighting men and their enemies.
Veridian Dynamics is a company that prides itself on two basic fundamentals: pioneering products that make lives better and leading the world in weapons technology. Our diversified corporation is building a brighter future through our patented system of science and innovation, known as "sciencevation."
Veridian Dynamics. Making your world better. Whether you want us to or not.
"Sciencevation" is a copyrighted term. We've also copyrighted the terms "innoscience" and "Scinnovationience."
