Flashback: Dre and Bow get married in the hospital chapel.
Junior is loving the news his sister was born out of wedlock.
A relieved Zoey concludes, "We are all bastards!"
Bow and Dre get a proper wedding, complete with a Scotch fountain.
Bow's parents reveal a secret about Zoey.
Andre confronts a bully by making fun of his cystic acne.
“Adam’s apple is like the balls of the throat."
Zoey’s boyfriend has similar tastes and interests as Dre.
Dre is not pleased when Zoey brings home her French boyfriend.
Dre upsets Rainbow right before their Valentine’s Day dinner.
Dre and Rainbow lose their tempers on Valentine's Day.
I'm just passing on the legacy.
Thank God Almighty, we are free to thrash!
Sorry I'm late. Slurpees and nachos do not mix!
Let's go baby, this place is too tame.
See, there's no such thing as evolution.
At least Romeo and Juliet had the decency to off themselves.
Santa is the first white man Dre ever loved.
Dre ties to convince his boss to make him the new Santa.
Ana Ortiz gets even after Dre replaces her as Santa.
Marcus reveals what it was like to beat Anthony Anderson's son for a part.
Bow learns the truth about Ruby's famous Christmas dinner.
Dre wants the family to operate like a team.
Coffee makes Mr. Stevens's wife do what?
Dre investigates his kids' babysitting mishap.
Dre is afraid to correct Bow in front of others.
Junior gets a date with a girl who's out of his league.
Zoey realizes Andre Jr. got played.
Dre and Bow each have different feelings for his mother.
Dre's coworkers give bad advice on his unusual problem.
Dre can have only one #1 at a time.
Bow disapproves of the holiday feast Dre's mom has prepared.
What happens when you give your kids too much?
Dre loves the buffet where you pay what you weigh.
Dre decides his kids need to earn what they want.
The neighbor thinks Rainbow needs extra work.
Jack and Diane try to earn their own money.