I'm just passing on the legacy.
Thank God Almighty, we are free to thrash!
Sorry I'm late. Slurpees and nachos do not mix!
Let's go baby, this place is too tame.
See, there's no such thing as evolution.
At least Romeo and Juliet had the decency to off themselves.
Santa is the first white man Dre ever loved.
See Dre's unique approach to parenting.
Dre ties to convince his boss to make him the new Santa.
Ana Ortiz gets even after Dre replaces her as Santa.
Marcus reveals what it was like to beat Anthony Anderson's son for a part.
Bow learns the truth about Ruby's famous Christmas dinner.
Dre wants the family to operate like a team.
Coffee makes Mr. Stevens's wife do what?
Dre investigates his kids' babysitting mishap.
Dre is afraid to correct Bow in front of others.
Junior gets a date with a girl who's out of his league.
Zoey realizes Andre Jr. got played.
Dre and Bow each have different feelings for his mother.
Dre's coworkers give bad advice on his unusual problem.
Dre can have only one #1 at a time.
Bow disapproves of the holiday feast Dre's mom has prepared.
What happens when you give your kids too much?
Dre loves the buffet where you pay what you weigh.
Dre decides his kids need to earn what they want.
The neighbor thinks Rainbow needs extra work.
Jack and Diane try to earn their own money.
Dre wants his kids to appreciate things more.
Dre loves pranking the living crap out of his family.
Dre witnesses Kris get Josh'd.
Dre's coworker Charlie won't get Josh'd.
Dre wants to be The Jackson 5 for Halloween.
The Johnsons strut their stuff for Halloween.
Preview Dre's Halloween chair prank.
Dre is against spanking, but Jack pushes his dad too far.
Dre's coworkers agree with spanking only in theory.
Jack charms Bow into not wanting to spank him.
Dead man walking.
Dre goes too far and things play out like a horror film.
Dre is the hero of Jack and Diane's classroom.
What does a white teacher know about "H. Tubs"?
Dre gets himself kicked out of class.
Dre can't be an unsung hero like mom.
The obligation of saying "I see you, bro."
Never make eye contact.
Dre tries to teach his son about "the struggle."
Coworker Charlie is not for everyone.
How to be a "Denzel Clooney Kodjoe Chestnut."
Bow is so excited Zoey asked for advice, she forgets to listen.
Bow tries to talk to Zoey, but has to bluff her way through.
Dre hides in the laundry room to avoid talking to Andre Jr.
The Morgan Freeman voice works every time.
Dre has made it, but he's not the Jackie Robinson of his company.
Dre doubts his promotion and begins feeling like a puppet.
Will he forsake his religion to have a party?
Andre Jr. gets his party but Dre isn't calling him Andy.
Sometimes, Dre feels like an oddity in his own neighborhood.
Anthony and Jimmy share a text exchange they had.
Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting and Anthony Anderson compete.
Anthony talks about friendship with music legend Prince.