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"You know what, Susan? I've just figured out your thing. You aren't the fun one. You're the smart one." - Renee Perry
"Of course you can trust me. I'm beautiful." - Renee Perry
"It's just hard for me to reconcile this suburban housewife with the girl who had a threesome with two of the guys from the rugby team." - Renee Perry
"We gotta get back in the game. Cut loose. Let our hair down. That hair does come down, doesn't it." - Renee Perry
"You know I feel like you get me, Gaby. And you know why? Because we're both extremely beautiful." - Renee Perry
"She's always so perky and poor. It's an annoying combination." - Renee Perry
"Oh, please, you're telling me you never pretended to like football? Or laughed at a Three Stooges movie? Or faked an orgasm just to make him stop." - Renee Perry
"So we both need guys, I'm thinking we should hang." - Renee Perry
"Bad kidney Susan, way more than fun than two kidney Susan" - Renee Perry
"If I never tell Lynette what happened, then my friendship with her is not real." - Renee Perry
"Well, a beautiful, classy woman who can get a man without leaving the house...I don't see us being friends." - Renee Perry
"You guys are like the mean, pretty girls who won't let anyone sit at your lunch table." - Renee Perry
"You used to be cute. What happened?" - Renee Perry
"Doug screws up a lot, but his apologies are always the 4th of July." - Renee Perry
"I suppose it is a time to be thankful. And I'm thankful I'm not her." - Renee Perry
"Susan, using your disease to manipulate and deceive people, I've never felt closer to you" - Renee Perry
"Based on my dinner under the rainbow last night, I think I'd rather have you as a friend than an enemy." - Renee Perry
"She's obviously flat-broke. No one lives downwind from a pet store by choice." - Renee Perry
"There's gotta be some poor schlub out there who's trustworthy and desperate for money." - Renee Perry
"I haven't celebrated my birthday since the third time I turned 28." - Renee Perry
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