Everybody Says Don't
Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired 04/2/06
When Carlos and Gabrielle show up with the latest present for the stripper whose baby they're going to adopt, they meet her bouncer boyfriend, who clearly has no idea that she's giving the baby up for adoption. Carlos decides he has to buy the boyfriend off. And then the stripper reveals it's not his baby after all, and the Solises quickly take back their cash bribe.
The mother goes into labor and they show up to claim their baby. The boyfriend is there, and threatening to light himself on fire unless she tells him who the father is. She admits it's his brother. Carlos and Gabby realize that their adoption papers are useless now because there's a known father, but they hustle the baby home, rather than face giving her up.