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DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "Get Out of My Life" - Susan discovers the identity of the father of Julie's baby; Orson makes it his duty to nurse Bree back to health; when Mrs. McCluskey throws Roy out of the house, Gaby takes him in and is reluctant to help get them back together when he proves to be an invaluable disciplinarian to her kids; after getting used to her alone time, Lynette is furious when Porter and Preston are evicted from their apartment and try to move back home; and Mike informs Renee of Ben's dire circumstances with a loan shark, on "Desperate Housewives," SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/RON TOM)MARCIA CROSS, KYLE MACLACHLAN
Get Out of My Life
Season 8 | Episode 14 | Aired 02/19/12

Lynette's surprise at seeing Preston and Porter pull into the driveway turns into a full panic attack once she realizes they have luggage with them. The boys were evicted from their apartment. They need a place to stay. Lynette tries to lock the doors, but the twins deftly play the "children of divorce" card to finally gain access to their new/old home. Later, they overhear Susan telling their mom about Julie's pregnancy.

Susan hears Julie making plans to meet the father of her baby at a coffee shop. She does a stakeout to learn that her baby's baby daddy is Porter Scavo! Susan is horrified until she realizes that he wants to keep the baby. If Julie doesn't want the kid, he'll raise her by himself. Susan offers Porter her full support. The first thing he'll need her to do is break the news to his mom.

Lynette takes the baby news in stride. Wait, no she doesn't. She completely freaks, especially when she learns Porter intends to raise the baby solo. Lynette tries to make her son understand that he's not ready to be a father. Porter doesn't disagree. But he vows to do whatever it takes for his daughter. He says, "She's not even born yet and I can't believe how much I'm dying to see her." In other words, he loves her. He really, really loves her.

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  • A Hodgepodge of Deception Bree tells Orson about the incident with Alejandro. She's amazed that he still believes in her. Bree's also considering his suggestion to move to a coastal cabin up in Maine. Once Orson learned how to drive, he made some changes in his life. Flashbacks show him watching Bree from afar. He was there the night she and her friends transported Alejandro's body to the woods. We learn that Orson is the one who has been leaving those mysterious notes in Bree's mailbox as part of his master plan to win her back.
  • He Just Happened to be Rolling By A despondent Bree nearly commits suicide in a seedy motel. Renee arrived in time to stop her, but Bree later heads down a path of drinking and promiscuity. Things are looking bad when aggressive fellow attacks Bree until help arrives in the form of Orson. A jolt of electricity from Orson's stun gun sends the vile guy scurrying away. Bree says, "Orson, I've made such a mess of my life." This doesn't sound like a problem to her former hubby. Orson says, "Don't worry, dear. The one thing you and I were always good at is cleaning things up."
  • A Hodgepodge of Deception Bree tells Orson about the incident with Alejandro. She's amazed that he still believes in her. Bree's also considering his suggestion to move to a coastal cabin up in Maine. Once Orson learned how to drive, he made some changes in his life. Flashbacks show him watching Bree from afar. He was there the night she and her friends transported Alejandro's body to the woods. We learn that Orson is the one who has been leaving those mysterious notes in Bree's mailbox as part of his master plan to win her back.
  • He Just Happened to be Rolling By A despondent Bree nearly commits suicide in a seedy motel. Renee arrived in time to stop her, but Bree later heads down a path of drinking and promiscuity. Things are looking bad when aggressive fellow attacks Bree until help arrives in the form of Orson. A jolt of electricity from Orson's stun gun sends the vile guy scurrying away. Bree says, "Orson, I've made such a mess of my life." This doesn't sound like a problem to her former hubby. Orson says, "Don't worry, dear. The one thing you and I were always good at is cleaning things up."