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DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "I Know Things Now" - (ABC/RON TOM)ALFRE WOODARD, NASHAWN KEARSE, MEHCAD BROOKS
I Know Things Now
Season 2 | Episode 21 | Aired 05/7/06
Gaby's lost Lily, now she faces losing Xiao Mei too, since immigration wants to deport her. The only way she can stay is if she's married to an American citizen -- or pregnant with one. So Gaby and Carlos suggest that Xiao Mei become their surrogate mother. But she's a virgin and she doesn't want to be "ruined" for a future husband. Gaby says she's being silly and that if she wants to land a rich husband, they prefer someone with experience. Xiao Mei is now on board, but she's misunderstood -- she gets into bed naked and waits for Carlos to join her! Gaby quickly sets her straight.

Mike finds the P.I. Edie hired to spy on Susan in the bushes outside her house and punches him out. He calls Susan over and plays the incriminating audiotape of Susan telling Karl that the sex last week was "the best of her life." She tries to explain, and to insist that sex with Mike was the best, but he throws her out.

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