Season 4
If There's Anything I Can't Stand
Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired 10/21/07
Lynette's libido has returned, but Tom is put off by her bald head. She goes shopping for a new wig, and, on Gaby's advice, decides to do a little role playing. We love it when Lynette surprises Tom with a sexy red wig, introducing herself as "Brandy, the slutty cheerleader!" Tom buys a black wig, hoping for "Brandy's even sluttier sister, Candy." Lynette is offended that she's not enough for him and he admits it was a relief to pretend for one night she wasn't sick. She's upset at having been so selfish and agrees to give Candy a whirl. We say "awww" when he tells her tonight their fantasy can be that they're just Tom and Lynette.
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  • DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "If There's Anything I Can't Stand" - Edie is shocked when she receives some news at the gynecologist's office, an unexpected visitor discovers Bree's pregnancy is a hoax, and Wisteria Lane welcomes new neighbors who happen to be partners, on "Desperate Housewives," SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.  (ABC/DANNY FELD) DOUG SAVANT, FELICITY HUFFMAN
  • DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "If There's Anything I Can't Stand" - Edie is shocked when she receives some news at the gynecologist's office, an unexpected visitor discovers Bree's pregnancy is a hoax, and Wisteria Lane welcomes new neighbors who happen to be partners, on "Desperate Housewives," SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.  (ABC/DANNY FELD) MARCIA CROSS, SHIRLEY KNIGHT
  • DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "If There's Anything I Can't Stand" - An unexpected visitor discovers Bree's pregnancy is a hoax. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.  (ABC/DANNY FELD) SHIRLEY KNIGHT
  • DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "If There's Anything I Can't Stand" - Susan introduces herself to her new neighbor. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.  (ABC/DANNY FELD) TERI HATCHER, KEVIN RAHM