Renee returns from a trip to New York eight million dollars richer from her divorce settlement. She wants to celebrate, but the only person available is Gaby. Renee admits she slept with her ex-hubby’s lawyer to get a healthy settlement. Another secret comes out when Gaby admits she had a nose job when she was 19. But she makes Renee to promise to never tell her friends. Renee says, “Of course you can trust me. I’m beautiful.”
Renee’s ex-hubby, Doug, shows up trying to woo her back. The guy is pretty darn charming and soon Renee is reconsidering her divorce. Gaby thinks she’s insane, but Renee says she should keep her fake nose out of her business. She says this in front of all the other housewives. So much for the notion of beautiful people being able to keep secrets!
"Six hours we had sex. I feel like the Holland Tunnel."
Lynette is striking out with nanny interviews. Fear not! Tom comes through with the perfect choice: his mom. Lynette doesn’t like the fact that Allison Scavo thinks it’s a woman’s job to take care of men. Tom knows that Lynette doesn’t want Allison there, but says he’s calling the shots this time. Mom stays. That could be for the best, as momma Scavo is showing signs of confusion and memory loss.
All of Wisteria Lane shows up at a club to catch a singing performance from neighbor Emma Graham (guest star Dana Glover). Renee is there with her soon-to-be ex-ex-hubby. Gaby takes this opportunity to let Doug know that his wife slept with his attorney. Renee really shouldn’t have blabbed about her nose job.