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DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "Marry Me a Little" - Jackson and Susan announce that they're getting married.
Marry Me A Little
Season 5 | Episode 22 | Aired 05/10/09
Bree finds out just how shady a lawyer Karl is when he suggests she rob her own house to hide her assets from Orson. Bree being Bree, she goes about the process very neatly, but Karl encourages her to smash and grab, like a real burglar would. We smell a new pairing when Karl tells Bree she looks hot in black. Orson is shocked to see the house has been looted, and immediately insists it wasn't him.

Jackson makes Susan promise not to tell anyone that their upcoming wedding is a sham, not even MIke. Katherine is thrilled to hear that Susan's moved on, but we're not so sure that Mike has! There's one silver lining for him:  Susan's marriage means no more alimony payments. But Susan's been counting on that money and tells Jackson the wedding is off.

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  • Loss of Business Lynette says it's time to face facts about the pizzeria's declining business, but Tom refuses to sell. His bright idea to save the restaurant is to force the kids to work there for free. But Porter and Preston won't wait on their friends. Surprisingly, Tom flips out and slams Porter against the wall, yelling about how much the restaurant means to him. He realizes he's gone too far and finally agrees to sell the pizzeria.
  • DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "Marry Me a Little" - Jackson and Susan announce that they're getting married.
  • DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know" - Lynette meets an old friend of Tom's from college.
  • DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "Marry Me a Little" - Lynette and Tom argue over him having a facelift.
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