Season 3
Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
Season 3 | Episode 6 | Aired 10/29/06

Carlos tells his lawyer to give Gabrielle everything she wants in the divorce settlement, but Gabrielle suspects he is up to something. Her suspicions are confirmed when she finds a lucrative new job contract he's locked away. Her lawyer tells her that once the divorce is final, she won't have access to any of Carlos's funds.

Ian invites Susan to a shindig at his house. But she says it's best if they don't see each other. Susan surprises Mike at the hospital, but she's the one who's surprised when she finds him making out with a half-naked Edie!

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  • Keep Your Pants Off When Gaby learns that Carlos tricked her into sleeping with him, she does what any rational resident of Wisteria Lane would do. She pushes him out the window.
  • DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "Sweetheart, I Have to Confess" - Susan professes her love for Ian, on "Desperate Housewives," SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/RON TOM) TERI HATCHER, DOUGRAY SCOTT
  • DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - "Sweetheart, I Have to Confess" - Didn't these two just get divorced?, on "Desperate Housewives," SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/RON TOM) EVA LONGORIA, RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA
  • Falling Out of Love Xiao-Mei delivers a bouncing baby boy. Let us be a little more specific—a bouncing African-American baby boy! Carlos says at least his divorce will be less messy now. Not really. Gaby learns that once the divorce is final, she won't have access to any of her hubby's funds now that he has a lucrative job offer. After a night of seduction, she tells Carlos maybe they should stay together. He tells her how long he's waited to hear her say that, but then starts laughing. The whole job offer was a scam to get her to sleep with him. Gaby is so mad that she pushes Carlos out the second floor window! The hedges break his fall but as he limps back into the house, the only thing he has to say is, "Oh, it's on!" This may go down as one of the most entertaining divorces of all time!