A disheveled blonde woman walks down Wisteria Lane carrying a suitcase and a goldfish in a bowl. Who is she, you ask? Well, Paul Young says she’s his wife, Beth. She used to send him lots and lots of steamy love letters while he was in prison. So…they got married. How romantic.
"You went off to bed and left me and Frenchy drinking at the hotel bar and friends don't let friends flirt drunk."
Beth is more than willing to play the role of Paul’s wife but conjugal visits are still not an option. See, Beth never thought Paul would get out of jail. Now she’s just as creeped out by him as everyone else which means Beth should fit right in on Wisteria Lane unless, of course, Paul ends up killing her.