Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
Season 5 | Episode 503 | Aired 10/11/2008
Susan's son, MJ, is being bullied, but he won't say by whom. Mike plans to teach him how to fight but the bully turns out to be Juanita Solis! Mike demurs, saying, "If it wears a skirt, it's off limits." Susan complains to Gaby, but the conversation quickly turns to name calling. After Juanita pushes MJ, we can't blame Susan for pushing her back, which leads to an all-out shoving match between the two moms. The women finally reconcile over a bottle of booze and admit they're both clueless when it comes to parenting.