Everybody Says Don't
Season 5 | Episode 523 | Aired 05/16/2009
Of course, we know who called in the anonymous tip about Jackson, but Jackson suspects Mike, who only one of four people in the know about the sham wedding. As Jackson tells Susan, "He had the look of a guy who's not ready to give you up."
We all know the real kiddo in the Scavo family is really Papa Tom, so when he takes Preston on a campus tour, it's Tom who comes back gung-ho to be a student again. Lynette's jaw drops as he tells her he wants to major in Chinese! Um, what?