Wow! It's been a busy couple of weeks on Wisteria Lane. I'm not sure if you saw it on the news but there was a riot when Paul Young tried to open his halfway house! Susan Mayer got trampled and lost a kidney. Thankfully, she's got a wonderful family to rally around her. Julie, her Aunt Claire, and her mom, Sophie, all showed up for support. Sophie is quite a handful. I was sad to learn that she has cancer. Susan's life sure has been difficult since she left the lane. I hope that she'll eventually get back there. In the meantime, I'd just be happy if she could find a kidney.

Did you hear about Lynette Scavo? She discovered that her husband Tom and Rene Perry had an affair back in the day. Instead of confronting Tom, she decided torture him. Sure, it was a little immature…but can you really blame her? Do you think she's ever going to get over the fact that Rene slept with Tom? I sure hope so…for everyone's sake.

It looks like Bree Van De Kamp is finally settling down with Keith. Good for her! She needs to get back to a stable relationship. Let's hope this one lasts!

And…what about Gabrielle Solis? Ever since she lost Grace and almost lost Juanita she's been acting a little strange. This doll thing is getting out of hand. It's totally creepy, right?

Speaking of creepy…what's going on with Beth Young? It's too bad that Bree's attempt to be a Good Samaritan backfired and things went south between Beth and the women. And…what about that gun? And…ZACH IS BACK! What is up with that???

I can't wait for Sunday, January 16th at 9|8c to find out!