Desperate Housewives - The Dads of ABC
General Hospital's Sonny Corinthos may be the Godfather of the Port Charles mob scene, but he's also just a plain old father, juggling four kids and three often-irate mothers. If the bodyguards don't keep his kids safe, Sonny's threats of bodily harm certainly will. Just watch out for the battle of wills that comes from one of his kids defying him. Nothing sets off a dad quite like his daughter dating an older boy.