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Did you hear about Bree Hodge? First her marriage was on the rocks, then she lost her business, and now she is going to have to confess to Gabrielle Solis that almost ten years ago her son Andrew ran down Carlos’ mother in a drunk driving accident…and then…Bree covered it all up.
How could Bree do that? Carlos is going to kill Andrew! Can Bree and Gaby’s friendship possibly survive? It could tear both of their families apart…
Speaking of families…just when we thought the Scavo family couldn’t get any larger…Ka-blamo! BABY NUMBER FIVE! How are Lynette and Tom going to handle it? Especially since their dear old friend and Lynette’s college roommate, Renee Perry is coming to town for a visit. She’s a glamorous, sophisticated socialite who’s married to a pro athlete. I can’t imagine that she’s going to help out with diapers and late night feedings.
And, while we are on the subject of babies, I’ve heard a rumor that there was a terrible mix-up at Fairview Hospital and two children were swapped at birth. I pity the poor family that’s on the receiving end of that news. Apparently, one of the nurses had a drinking problem…
You know who else has problems? Susan and Mike Delfino. Their money troubles have forced them off Wisteria Lane and into a downtown apartment in a much less desirable ZIP code. Will they make it back? It’s anybody’s guess. But, I’ve heard that they’re renting their place out to a familiar face…the very sinister face of Paul Young.
How did he get out of jail? Why would he ever return to a street where so many people hate him? Why is he soooo creepy?
We’ll have to watch Sunday, September 26th at 9/8c to find out!