Wisteria Gazette 9/30/10

It was a bad week for the Solis family. First Gabrielle was told that Andrew Van De Kamp ran down Carlos' mother in a drunk driving accident. Then, Carlos found out that their daughter Juanita Solis…is not a Solis at all. Gabrielle and Carlos' real daughter, their biological daughter, is with another family…and no one can find them. And, even worse, Gabrielle and Carlos have decided not to tell each other! If you ask me, it's only a matter of time before one or both of these secrets come out. And, when they do…someone's going to get hurt…

Speaking of getting hurt, did you hear about Bree and Orson? It's only been a few days but it looks like Orson's already moved on…with his physical therapist. Ouch! But don't feel too bad for Bree; it looks like she's found a new project to keep her busy…her young, hunky contractor, Keith. I'm sure that she'll put him right to work.

And, how about Lynette and Tom Scavo? Their old pal Renee, who, by the way, is headed for a divorce, just went from houseguest to housemate. Five kids and a friend crashing with them? I'm not sure I could handle it. I mean, it's always fun to have an old buddy around but I heard that things got a little intense between Lynette and Renee. I guess old friends always bring along old baggage, right?

One thing's for sure, our old "friend" Paul Young's up to something. I heard he's trying to buy back his old house…the one he used to live in with Mary Alice. He's already renting Susan and Mike's place. What does a single guy need two houses for? They're across the street from each other. And, why would anyone ever want to move back into a place with so much…um…history?

And, as it turns out, Paul's not the only person desperate to get back into a house on Wisteria Lane. When Mike Delfino's loan application got rejected, Susan decided to take matters into her own hands with a sexy new sideline: an adult website. C'mon…I know the money's got to help but could you imagine how humiliated Mike would feel if he found out? That's the kind of thing that ends marriages. I really hope she can get away with it.

We'll have to watch Sunday, October 3rd at 9/8c to find out!