Wisteria Gazette 10/7/10

So…Paul Young is married? What?! I mean, how does that even happen? How could anyone marry that guy…while he was in PRISON??? And, the weirdest thing is…his wife, Beth, seems totally nice…I mean, damaged, for sure, but nice…

And, speaking of damage, did you hear that Bree Van De Kamp ran down little Juanita Solis on her bike? Poor Juanita! And, poor Gabrielle!! First she spends the day at the hospital worried and then she finds out that her daughter…is not her daughter. How is that family going to survive? And, if you're counting, that's the second time a Van De Kamp has run over a Solis! I think there's something going on between Bree and her contractor. Apparently, she was checking out Keith's behind and didn't check behind her car. Then…WHAM!

How about Tom Scavo? He went to the doctor and got diagnosed with male postpartum depression. That's right, MALE postpartum…and, Lynette, well…Lynette's not having any of it. And, to make matters worse, I've heard Renee has been meddling. You'd think she'd know better than to mess with her old friend's marriage. Frankly, I've heard rumors that something may have happened between Tom and Renee in the distant past…something that could destroy the Scavo family. One thing's for sure, Renee isn't going anywhere because she's now renting Edie's old house! Just when you think a Lynette's life couldn't get any more complicated…

You wanna know who else's life is complicated? Susan Delfino. She just had a really close call when she and Mike were almost caught in flagrante on her webcam. Why is she still doing this website stuff? I know she's making big money but it must be a big burden lying to Mike. What's going to happen when Mike finally finds out?

We'll have to watch Sunday, October 10th at 9/8c to see!