Wisteria Gazette 10/15/10

So…the ladies of Wisteria Lane got to learn a little more about Paul Young’s new wife, Beth. She seems…um…weird, right? Frankly, I don’t think she has any idea what she’s gotten herself into. I’m worried about her safety. Paul’s clearly a dangerous guy. She’s playing with fire…

You wanna know who else has been playing with fire? My pal, Clarence, spotted Tom Scavo walking out of one of the medical marijuana dispensaries downtown. And, I heard that Lynette is not too pleased. Considering her history with drugs (remember -- she’s popped a pill or two in her day) it makes a lot of sense…

You know what doesn’t make sense? Susan Delfino is still working for that adult website! Some people can really get trapped doing that stuff. She needs to stay on her game if she’s ever going to get back on the Lane…

Speaking of the Lane, it looks like things are about to really heat up over there as Bree and Renee go after the same man, Bree’s contractor Keith! Those two are going to be fierce competitors. I can’t imagine either one giving up without a fight…

And, did you hear the biggest news? Gabrielle went around Carlos’s back and hired Bob to track down Juanita’s birth parents. Can you imagine? What’s going to happen to them? Will Gabrielle and Carlos finally meet their biological daughter? Will Juanita’s real parents take her away? Will the Solis family survive?

We’ll have to watch Sunday, October 17th at 9/8c to see!