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Did you hear about Lynette Scavo? She was so busy living her life that she didn't even notice when her daughter Penny took the new baby to school for a little "show-and-tell." I heard when Lynette arrived to pick them up the principal chewed her out! How embarrassing!
Wanna know what else is embarrassing? Susan Delfino has gotten deeper into that adult website business. I feel so sorry for her. I heard she is even offering to do one-on-one video chats now! Everyone's going to find out. And…that's kinda like cheating on Mike in my opinion. It's only a matter of time before this all blows up in Susan's face!
And, speaking of explosions, I heard Bree Van De Kamp won the war for Keith the contractor's affection when Renee surrendered after a nuclear attack from…a little person. Apparently, Bree got one of her friends from church to freak Renee out and ruin her date with Keith. Renee's got some sort of weird phobia. Personally, I think Bree's the one who should be scared. Starting a new relationship can be difficult at any age but…he's like fifteen years younger than she is!
And, while we are on the subject of children, Gabrielle Solis finally met her daughter, Grace, and…she's beautiful!! She looks so much like Gaby. I always knew there was something fishy going on over there. Juanita looks nothing like Gaby and Carlos. But…what about Celia? And, how are Gaby and Carlos going to begin a relationship with Grace while protecting Juanita?
We'll have to watch Sunday, October 24th at 9|8c to see!