Wisteria Gazette 10/29/10

So, I hear that Bree Van De Kamp and her hunky contractor Keith got it on. And on. And on. Apparently, Keith's an animal in the sack and…a lot more than Bree can handle. Bree even tried to wear him out with a pile of projects but he just kept…on…going. I'm not sure that this would be a problem for some people but considering Bree's romantic past she's going to have to work pretty hard to keep up with this guy…

And, speaking of work, it looks like Gabrielle Solis might have to see a doctor for a little more work because Renee Perry punched her in the face! You heard me…not only has Gaby had plastic surgery, but Renee undid a bunch of it with her fist! Renee's cheating ex, Doug, showed up to win her back, Gaby got in the way, and…POW! Gaby and Renee are good now but what a way to start a friendship, right?

Everybody's fighting on Wisteria Lane! I heard Lynette and Tom's mom got into it, too. Tom's mom got all June Cleaver on the Scavo family and Lynette wouldn't stand for it. They made up too, but I'm kinda worried about Tom's mom. She seems like she might be losing it a little…

You wanna know who else is losing it? Susan Delfino! Paul Young is blackmailing her. He wants her house and has threatened to tell Mike about Susan's secret webcam work. I don't want to say "I told you so" but…I told you so! This could ruin Susan's life! What's she gonna do???

We'll have to watch Sunday, October 31st (Halloween…OOOOOOOH! SPOOKY!!!) at 9|8c to see!