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So, it looks like this thing between Bree Van De Kamp and her hunky contractor Keith is really happening. I know, I know…I'm as shocked as you. I heard some people saw them making out at Renee Perry's big Halloween bash. I wonder how far this can go? Considering his anger management issues, her drunken past, and, how should I put this politely…their generational differences, they make quiet a couple, don't they?
Speaking of generational differences, I heard Lynette and Tom Scavo had to put Tom's mom in a nursing home. Apparently, she gave them quite a guilt trip. If you ask me, that was totally unfair to her son. It's never easy making big family decisions….
You know who else has to make a big family decision? Gaby and Carlos Solis. They've been trying to balance life with both Grace and Juanita…but Juanita is catching on. They've got to decide how they can have a relationship with Grace and keep Juanita from finding out that she is not their daughter. I'm not sure how they are going to pull that one off…
And, did you hear about Susan Delfino? She lost her swanky private school teaching job over this adult website business. Mike had to leave Fairview to work in Alaska! I head Paul Young had a lot to do with it. Poor MJ! Susan better figure something out soon!! What's she going to do with no job and no Mike?
We'll have to watch Sunday, November 7th at 9|8c to see!