Meredith Grey has discovered that the rules of residency are the same as the rules of life. Everything is a competition. Maybe she shouldn’t have let Izzie and George move in. Maybe McDreamy only wants her because it’s against the rules.
Chaos has arrived at Seattle Grace. It is the annual Dead Baby Bike Race (What a creepy name!). Injured cyclists and innocent bystanders fill the surgical schedule and interns call dibs. Meredith just can’t get away from competition.
Meredith and Alex fight over Viper, a bike messenger with spokes sticking out of his stomach. Meredith wins! (Yay, cuz Viper’s got a British accent which of course makes him cuter.) But then Alex takes over and pulls out the spokes. Totally by surprise, Viper kisses her—in front of McDreamy! She couldn’t have planned it better.