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There are a lotta guys in suits and ties sitting behind desks on late-night TV, but Jimmy Kimmel Live is the show we stay up for. First of all, this is the guy who had the music videos about @#%$-ing Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. We love them @#%$-ing apples!

And Jimmy Kimmel's show is full of memorable moments like those that get everyone talking the buzzing morning. So, when you're hanging out at work at the water cooler, you can slack off even longer as you recount bits like "Unnecessary Censorship," "Guillermo's Hollywood Round-Up" or "Touch the Head."

Or maybe you're flirting and need a better topic than the weather. Impress your potential date with stories of last night's celebrity interviews. Almost every target of the paparazzi has been Jimmy's guest: Barack. Britney. Ashton. Lindsay. Paris. Carrot. Yes, even Mr. Top!

And Jimmy Kimmel Live is known for getting the big musical acts and up-and-coming artists, so you can keep up with all the music the kids are talking about nowadays. Coldplay, 50 Cent, No Doubt, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Franz Ferdinand, Death Cab for Cutie and... Barry Manilow.

We guess our point is that the show has a lot of diverse acts and bits that'll keep you talking. Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Zac Efron, Shia La-Something. They've all been on Jimmy. Not sure if it's in the Matt Damon/Ben Affleck sense, but we at least know that Jimmy keeps us feeling good the morning after.