Bar-Cabulary: "Zumba"

  • By Mike Krolak

Zumba (noun): A guy or girl you'd never admit to hooking up with, no matter how fun it was.


The characters from ABC's new comedy Mixology are here to teach you a few helpful terms that describe the scene at Mix, the hot bar where those same 10 folks are looking for love.

Watch our other Bar-Cabulary videos and read up on a few more terms below:

Bar-Cabulary: "Bargument"
Bar-Cabulary: "Bronsoning"
Bar-Cabulary: "English Degree"
Bar-Cabulary: "Four-Second Look"

Running the Plates (noun): Getting more intel on a person before taking things a step further. (E.g., Googling, Facebook stalking, etc.)

Spite Water (noun): A water you order after you've already paid your bill designed to piss off the people who clearly want your table.


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