Haley wants to stand up for herself at work; Claire attempts to bribe the school principal.
Jay agrees to sub in on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league. Oliver Platt, Steve Zahn and Andrea Anders guest star.
Phil is excited to give Jay a high-tech outdoor grill for his birthday; a lesson about drinking.
Claire tackles spring cleaning; Haley tries to distract Alex by taking her to a music festival. Will Sasso guest stars.
When their competitor releases a catchy ad, Claire and Jay race to shoot a commercial of their own.
Claire partakes in online snooping that creates drama with the rest of the family.
Jay teaches Manny how to defend himself; Mitch and Cam throw Sal a belated baby shower.
Claire senses Phil may be more into "Juliana'' than her; Gloria's sister visits.
When Phil thinks Luke is giving him the cold shoulder, Andy becomes Phil's new right-hand man. Joe might be allergic to Stella.
Phil calls in his father and his retired friends to help in a war with the neighbors.
A near-death experience leads to several members of the family deciding to make life changes.
The whole family takes Haley to a bar to celebrate her 21st birthday.
Claire and Phil fear that Alex's boyfriend is imaginary; Manny may ruin Jay's plan to avoid a party.
With Phil and Luke cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Claire decides to prepare a secret back-up turkey.
Phil and Claire aren't sure what to think when Haley and Andy begin spending a lot of time together.
Phil decides to do something for Halloween that's different than Claire's usual fright-fest theme.
Phil and Claire panic when an obnoxious couple looks at the house for sale next door.
Cameron wants to maintain his team's winning streak but fears Mitchell is a jinx.
Wedding video footage reveals that Phil is responsible for a cold that has plagued the family.
Jay and Gloria can't agree on what kind of anniversary gifts they want to exchange.
When Alex returns from a humanitarian trip, the family dynamic shifts.