Cameron (giving a tour of the new house): "And as we make our way out of the gourmet kitchen, we find ourself back in the warm embrace of the parlor."
Mitchell: "Easy, Duchess. It's one room, not Gosford Park."
Phil (making a toast): "To the hard work of Claire and Cameron, or, as I like to call them, 'Clameron.'"
Luke: "Hey, I've got a friend who wants to buy a house. Maybe I could show it to him after school, and if he buys it, then I'd get the commission. What would that be?"
Gil Thorpe: "...then you can go home and tell everybody you went to the movies, but you and I both know that you got Thorpedoed!"
Phil: "Guess what, Gil? This was a courtesy call to tell you that I have another buyer, so you can tell your buyer that you cost them a great house because you got cocky and overplayed your hand. Prepare to Phil the agony of Dunpheat."
Haley (researching a potential buyer): "Zack Barbie, born 1986, went to college at a place called Mit."
Haley: "I know how to spell it."
Phil (on Haley's Internet research prowess): "She's like The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo."
Cameron: "With cuter hair."
Haley: "Stop talking!"
Mitchell: "Oh, she really is."
Gloria (on Javier): "You remember that time that he took Manny and that stripper fishing?
Jay: "Yeah, they barely got a nipple."
Manny (introducing Trish): "She works at the museum of art. It was so cool. We got an after-hours tour and Trish said I could take flash pictures of the paintings! But don't worry, I didn't."
Jay: "That's a relief. I was afraid I was going to have to look at them."
Gloria (playing charades): "I got this!"
Jay: "Is it a play, a book or a movie?"
Gloria (confused): "Yeah, yeah, one of those..."
Javier: "Dazed and Confused!"
Trish (jealous of Gloria's body): "You know what I had for lunch? I had half a granola bar and I can't button my pants!"
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