Jay takes Luke to the garage for some male bonding; Gloria and Claire take Lily dress shopping.
Cameron feels competitive when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical; Haley goes to a realtor's banquet with Phil; Mitch struggles to get his bearings at his new job; Jay and Gloria babysit Lily. Aisha Tyler and Will Sasso guest star.
Luke competes against the son of Phil's nemesis in a wrestling match.
Jay misinterprets Gloria's anger over a dream she thinks he had for another offense he committed.
Haley turns the tables when Claire and Phil try to talk with her about her future.
Gloria has an encounter with a mean mom during the high school open house; Alex goes to a therapist.
Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class; Mitch and Cam try to book a wedding venue.
Jay and Manny set out to cut down their own Christmas tree; Gloria is on edge when her mother visits; Mitchell does last-minute shopping to find the perfect gift for Lily.
Cam is extremely focused -- and ruthless -- as a big football game approaches; Claire wants to prove herself at work; Phil tries to teach his children about optimism.
Claire encourages Jay to go to ClosetCon, where he is reunited with former colleagues; for the first time, Cam takes Lily and Mitch to the Tucker farm.
The family goes to the annual school fair; Phil and Claire each plan a separate surprise for their 20th wedding anniversary; Haley has an awkward encounter.
Jay and Manny oppose Gloria's decision to hire a male nanny; Phil and Jay try to cheer up Frank; Mitch and Cam ask Pepper to help plan their wedding.
The adults struggle to make it to a hot new restaurant in time for the reservation Jay pulled a lot of strings to get.
When Cam's sister comes to visit, he tries to find a gentle way to break the news of his engagement; Phil and Claire decide to miss one of Luke's games; Gloria is in denial about needing glasses.
Phil's job takes up a lot of his time; Luke has his friends over for a poker game; Gloria worries the baby is cursed; Cam hosts a funeral for the cat's imaginary wife.
Claire makes her big return to the workforce, and Cam starts a new substituting gig at the high school, leaving Mitch to try to juggle Lily's first day in 1st grade and a very important meeting at work.