's taking a week off for the presidential debates, but we'll make up for lost time when the show returns with a special 1-hour Modern Family
"Schooled" - The day has arrived for Phil and Claire to drop Haley off at college, which is a difficult moment for any parent, but it's made worse when they manage to really embarrass Haley. Meanwhile, Manny forces Jay and Gloria to take a baby class... they humor him and go, but end up being a bit of a disruption; and Mitch and Cam drop Lily off for the first day of kindergarten, but when she gets into a tussle with another little boy, they end up having a meeting with the boy's confrontational lesbian parents. Wendi McLendon-Covey (<Bridesmaids</i>) and Michaela Watkins (<i>SNL</i>) guest star.
"Snip" - Phil and Claire have a five-year plan, and that's to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. In order to keep all that on track, Phil is going in for a vasectomy. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria disagree about whether or not to find out the sex of the baby; Gloria is in denial about needing maternity clothes; and now that Lily's in kindergarten, Mitchell tries to gently steer Cameron towards a part-time job to occupy all his extra time
In the meantime, get more laughs out of the season 4 premiere with the funny, shareable infographics in our LOLz section
, get the great quotes from our recap
, watch the fuuny parts in our "Just the Jokes" video
...or just go all the way and watch the full episode
. Phil's beard would have wanted you to.