Check out a few of our favorite classic Modern Family quotes below right after you check out a whole bunch at once in the Phil's-osophy video!
Phil: Let's just say it Ruffles me when some Goobers tell me I have to spend half my Payday on their hot dogs.
Cameron: I'm like a mother bear. When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.
Gloria: He comes from a long line of fisherman and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Manny: If this so-called Santa Claus doesn't bring me a burgundy dinner jacket, we're going to have a big problem.
Haley: Why are you guys yelling at us? We were way upstairs. Just text me.
Jay: I just ordered an extra-long straw to avoid accidentally doing a sit-up.
Phil: Don't scratch anything while I'm gone. Unless it itches. That's different.
Claire: Oh, honey, don't take this the wrong way, but I have almost no faith in you.
Alex: She can't go ten minutes without her boyfriend's tongue in her mouth. It's like he's feeding a baby bird.
Manny: She's a girl in my history class. We like to play Six Degrees of Sir Francis Bacon.
Haley: There must be something wrong with this phone. I've rubbed it on my head for like an hour.
Cameron: I've known I wanted to be a clown since I found out clowns were just people with makeup.
Phil: Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Cameron: He wasn't armed. He had a Hillary bumper sticker.
Mitchell: I used a fake ID to get into an R-rated movie. The Fabulous Baker Boys. I found the title to be misleading. Lotta Michelle Pfeiffer. That's all I'm sayin'.
Gloria: In my country it is considered very, very bad luck when your house burns down.