Modern Family's taking a week off for the presidential debates, but we'll make up for lost time when the show returns with a special 1-hour Modern Family:
"Schooled" - The day has arrived for Phil and Claire to drop Haley off at college, which is a difficult moment for any parent, but it's made worse when they manage to really embarrass Haley. Meanwhile, Manny forces Jay and Gloria to take a baby class... they humor him and go, but end up being a bit of a disruption; and Mitch and Cam drop Lily off for the first day of kindergarten, but when she gets into a tussle with another little boy, they end up having a meeting with the boy's confrontational lesbian parents. Wendi McLendon-Covey (
"Snip" - Phil and Claire have a five-year plan, and that's to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. In order to keep all that on track, Phil is going in for a vasectomy. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria disagree about whether or not to find out the sex of the baby; Gloria is in denial about needing maternity clothes; and now that Lily's in kindergarten, Mitchell tries to gently steer Cameron towards a part-time job to occupy all his extra time
In the meantime, get more laughs out of the season 4 premiere with the funny, shareable infographics in our LOLz section, get the great quotes from our recap, watch the fuuny parts in our "Just the Jokes" video...or just go all the way and watch the full episode. Phil's beard would have wanted you to.