It’s an emotional time for Mom and Dad Dunphy as they move Haley says goodbye to her family and moves into her dorm. Claire helps her daughter prepare for college life by treating her to a 24-pack of condoms. Phil hopes she’ll spend her Saturday nights reading his big book of Phil’s-osophy. After a series of embarrassing incidents, Haley sends her folks on their way. She quickly gets a lonely her first day away, so she pages through her dad’s book. Tears flow when Haley calls to tell her parents that she loves them and will miss them. Claire and Phil want her to call if she ever needs anything—even if it’s more condoms.