Claire accompanies an increasingly absent-minded Gloria on a Costco run. She plops on a sweat jacket from aisle eight when her shopping mate stands frozen with indecision by the refrigerated goods. Claire accidentally wears the jacket out of the store and is grabbed up by security. The store manager (guest star Paul Scheer) is about to call the police when… SPLASH! Gloria’s water breaks! Suddenly, the stolen jacket doesn’t seem so important. On the ride away from the store, Gloria reveals it was just false labor. Actually, it was “fake” labor. Gloria dumped her water bottle on the floor to help Claire beat the rap.