Gloria's mom insists on calling the baby "Fulgencio."
Jay feels threatened by Gloria's mother, Pilar.
Gloria married her puppet.
Gloria Dee Wife
Let me grab your cans.
Modern Family reimagined as a horror movie.
Even Haley's mug shots are cute.
How not to be a gracious winner.
Phil knows how to pick up a 14-year-old girl
Sal gets married; Lily doesnt care
Cam's Oscar party photo shoot.
Who will take the blame?
Happy Valen-Clive's Day
Gloria explains why she's attracted to Jay.
There's crying in golf.
What is this room?
Phil can't stand Haley's older boyfriend.
Jay lays out the significance of life's milestones.
Jay and Gloria welcome their new baby.
Watch Gloria's hilarious journey through pregnancy!
Hotel or Hot Springs?
Phil vs. Jay in the boxing ring.
Cam unveils the Delgado-Pritchett mural.
Phil inadvertently leads on Dave.
Haley admits guilt and then some.
Nothing good comes from fake bacon.
Phil is trapped for 127 minutes.
Magic comes to Modern Family
Phil explains the "The Butler's Escape"
Is it a vasecto-you or a vasectomy?
In the principal's office.
Brush up on "Phil's-osophy"
Sure you don't wanna dance with the devil?
He's gonna be thrilled!
Hitting the dance floor!
You think that's funny?
I want turkey!
Such a good man!
It's a small world!
She didn't have 'Bunny'!
I'd rather not!
Mitchell has a booming laugh!
Jay doesn't like my dad!
He's saying goodbye!
An instrument of power!
I'm sorry if that wasn't Claire!
The choice is Claire!
I'm missing a tooth!
I don't hate you!
You made me this way!
Stop making excuses!
You were a little pitchy!