Beth puts out a fire and puts Haley in her place.
Cam has a misunderstanding about a cockatoo.
Haley fears Andy's girlfriend messed with her car.
Robot Phil must get Haley and Andy together.
Haley suspects Beth wants her out of the picture.
Andy likes Haley, but isn't sure if the feeling's mutual.
Jay and robot Phil find something suspicious.
Cam gets adult braces and Phil gets a robo-proxy.
Manny realizes girlfriend Kylie is just like Gloria.
Phil takes the kids to a theater he renovated.
Phil and Luke inadvertently put on a stage show.
Phil's antics help bring Alex closer to Haley.
It's Senior Ditch Day, but Alex wants to go to class.
Gloria knows why Jay wants her to get her citizenship.
Alex and her rival Sanjay agree to settle things with a race.
The only competition left is who's the best kisser.
Mitch and Cam stand up for their own rights.
Is Alex's academic rival playing mind games?
Claire wants Luke to win a school award.
Gloria holds her tongue while Haley's yells at her.
Mitch and Cam can't keep up with the baby.
Phil orders a Ms. Pac-Man machine & misreads Jay's cues.
Babysitting Joe makes Mitch and Cam want to adopt again.
Gloria threatens Gavin Sinclair (Michael Urie).
Luke blames Manny and a fight breaks out.
Cam's bowling rival in the all-gay league is on to Jay.
Cam tells suspicious Oliver Platt that Jay has a crush on him.
Phil and Claire dine with guest stars Steve Zahn and Andrea Anders.
Jay is compared to Kevin Costner and Channing Tatum.
Jay rejects Oliver Platt's advances to win the finals.
Phil accidentally backs Ronnie's truck into the neighbors' yard.
Jay helps Cam's all-gay bowling team beat Oliver Platt.
Manny and Jay try to stand up to Gloria.
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The boys have second thoughts about drinking tequila.
Gloria teaches the boys never to drink again.
Phil pays Jay back for their house.
Jay's birthday gift has too many "doodads."
Phil discovers why Jay won't laugh with him about it.
A Long Island Iced Tea helps Alex cut loose at a music festival.
Drunk Alex cuts loose after getting rejected from Harvard.
Gloria watches a telenovela unfold in real life.
Phil feels old after seeing his son excel at his hobbies.
Both Luke and Phil have feelings of inferiority.
Phil isn't helping Claire with spring cleaning after he finds his banjo.
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Phil loses his pants trying to stop a drone from spying on Gloria.
Luke lures the spy drone by dressing in drag as Gloria.
Jay admits he's a grump, but lightens up to help Phil and the boys.
Thinking Andy isn't awake, Haley reveals her true feelings.
Jay shoots a commercial, but he's a terrible spokesman.
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