It’s J.D.’s last day at Sacred Heart hospital. He’s expecting a big sendoff. Think he’ll get it? More importantly, you think he’ll finally learn the Janitor’s name?

Elliot puts her bed in J.D.’s place without him knowing. She’s been “sneak moving in” her personal items for days. J.D. doesn’t mind; he just wishes she would have told him they were “living together.” So, it doesn’t look like Elliot will actually have to say goodbye. But he’s still expecting a big bon voyage from everyone else at Sacred Heart. Turk doesn’t disappoint, as he drapes a giant “Goodbye J.D.” sign over the entrance.

The Janitor wants J.D. to admit that he stuck a penny in the door that got jammed on his first day. He’s saved the copper piece of evidence for eight years. J.D. finally admits that he accidently put the penny in the door, but didn’t want the Janitor to be mad at him. The Janitor knew it all along, as he saw him do it. He’s been torturing J.D. ever since because he failed his test of character.

Later, J.D. asks the Janitor, “What is your name?” Surprisingly, he tells him. We’re talkin’ without hesitation! Ready? It’s Glen Matthews. J.D. wonders why, after eight years, he’s just telling him now. The Janitor says, “It’s the first time you’ve asked.” Come to think of it, he may be right. The joy of knowing the Janitor’s real name is short-lived, as an orderly walks by and says to him, “Hey, Tommy.” Classic stuff!