Lisa (to Tessa): "I always knew that someday Ryan would be the star of a call-in show about his body. I just—I didn't think you'd be the one producing it. To be honest, I always thought it'd be Seacrest.
'Body Talk' Caller: "It's pretty warm out, can you tell us how your body does in the heat?"
Ryan: "Yes! Absolutely, that's a great question, I actually get that one a lot. I need to stay hydrated, to keep my body hydrated. Now, when I want to get hydrated, I like to drink stuff through my mouth."
Ryan: "What are you trying to say?"
Tessa: "What I'm trying to say is, you are fired!"
Ryan: "Well if you're trying to say that, congratulations, 'cause you just said it to me!"
Dallas: "Oh my gosh, George, you're like the Joy Behar of cabana design."
Dallas: "Think of all the cabana parties I can now throw. And think of all the cabana boys I can employ. You know I love to employ people, George."
George: "Would you consider employing a balcony?"
Dallas: "Well who in their right mind wouldn't want a balcony? That's like asking if you want fries with that. The answer is always, always yes."
Dallas: "That's ridiculous. No one should ever be judged by how deep their tan is."
Dalia: "I know, right? I just wish they could look beyond the color of my tan and see the content of my closet. Because I have really nice stuff in my closet, you know?"
Dalia: "Yeah. It's a good disguise Mommy."