STORY 1: When Tessa drags Malik and Lisa to a college party, she meets a male version of herself and becomes enamored. They see eye-to-eye on everything and it’s almost the perfect relationship.
Tessa: "I didn't even have to look. I knew Mark was talking about Dalia because he and I were two sides of the same coin. In fact, we were the same side of the same coin."
Dallas: "Why do you need wifi to eat?"
Dalia: "I don't like being places where I don't know how many Likes I'm getting. I like to see my Likes and when I can't I don't like it."
Dorothy the Matchmaker: "Do you want a guy with kids?"
Dallas: "If he has them. If not, he shouldn't go out and get any on my account."
Dallas: "If he believes, I will. If he doesn't, I won't."
Dorothy: "Wait, what?"
Dallas: "Well, that was the worst date ever. I hate me!"
STORY 3: Lisa decides to propose to Malik.
Lisa: "I've decided to ask Malik to marry me."
George: "Is that slang for going to the prom, or something?"
Lisa: "No. That's slang for being life partners, for as long as we both shall live, and beyond, for all eternity, in perpetuity, throughout this universe and any others."
Lisa: "Malik is the Sasha Fierce to my H.O.V.A., and with that said, I want you to be my Kelly Rowland."
Tessa: "You lost me."
Lisa: "I decided to ask Malik to marry me."
Tessa: "Wow! Why?"
Lisa: "Because I liked it. So I'm gonna put a ring on it."