Single father George Altman is doing his best to raise his sixteen-year-old daughter Tessa in the big city. When he discovers a box of condoms in her bedroom, though, he decides the time has come to move her to a more wholesome and nurturing environment: the suburbs. But behind the beautiful homes and perfect lawns lurk the Franken-moms, spray tans, nose jobs, and Red Bull-guzzling teens who have nothing in common with Tessa. It’s a whole new world, one that makes George wonder if they haven’t jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Tessa becomes enamored with the male version of herself.
"These high heels are coming off!"
"I just got mugged. I love this town!"
"Yeah, I'm drunk...on nutrition!"
George is relieved to see the old Noah.
Dallas helps Tessa and Lisa escape a cult.
Tessa is upset that Lisa and June are friends.
"It was like something out of a Hitchcock movie."
Ryan brings his new girlfriend home for a visit.
"I guess we know what that smell is..."
Fred and Sheila bring home an addition to the family.
Tessa bumps into George and Dalia at lunch.
"Walk amongst them, but don't become them."
A look back at what happened in Season 2.