Tessa dissects and defines every part of the suburbs, from its inhabitants to daily rituals.
Description: Man-made artifact, most closely related to a vanity but with exaggerated proportions to compensate for exaggerated vanity. Models are custom made, but most often contain: a hair extension trellis, revolving shoe carousel and illuminated lipstick application area. The keystone of the piece is a collection of seven magnifying mirrors of varying intensity. Runs on natural gas.
Creator: Concept and design: Dallas Royce. Construction and instillation: unknown.
Price: If you don’t love your daughter, you can get one for as little as $19.95 at Ikea. Top models range from $6,000 to $10,000 depending on square footage and thickness of gold leaf.