Tessa dissects and defines every part of the suburbs, from its inhabitants to daily rituals.
Description: A black mark on the town and its educational system. Covington arrived at Chatswin High in chunky sweaters and glasses, thus aligning herself with the school’s more harmless element, namely Lisa Shay (aka, Frizz; aka, who?). Her homeroom assignment further cemented their partnership. Lasik surgery and the resulting sense of entitlement, however, earned Covington access to the upper echelons of Dalia Royce’s all-powerful clique. From there, she permanently damaged Chatswin’s eco-system by cross-pollinating Velour track suits and Bump-its while defiling local communications through her introduction of “re-donk” into the vernacular.
AKAs: None. Nicknames are re-donk.
Whereabouts: Unknown. Circumstances of Covington’s disappearance remain a mystery. Those who don’t believe in karma say she went to a better place.
Sightings: Reported from Chatswin to Saddlebrook, the heaviest concentration coming from Paramus Park Mall.