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Domiciles: Kangaroo Room
Description: Dwelling constructed solely for the purpose of housing a kangaroo. Depending on the means of the owner the size can vary from a closet to a guesthouse. It’s important that the kangaroo feels at home, so reconstructing a replica of its present residence is preferred. However, it’s important to replace any breakable items with non-destructible ones. No one wants a Roo Room covered in broken glass and china, which then result in it being covered in kangaroo blood.
Famous Roo Rooms: Robert Keeshan’s Neo Gothic cottage complete with two hot tubs, an infinity pool and walk in closets. Who can forget Kangaroo Jack’s palatial estate located in the Vermont countryside? And last but not least, there’s the beachside manor occupied by the gang from “Warriors of Virtue.”