STORY ONE: Barry Can't Wait To Drive
Barry just turned 16 and cannot wait to drive. He hopes that Murray and Beverly bought him a new car for his birthday present.
Barry: “It’s jingling. It’s keys. Keys means car. Car means freedom from all you monsters. I love you Mom…What the hell is this?”
Beverly: “It’s a locket. It’s got my picture inside so you can always have your mother near your heart…Sweetie you’re just not ready to drive. You’re too immature and quite honestly a little high strung.”
Barry: “I AM NOT HIGH STRUNG! I’m strung just fine like a tennis racket or a banjo”
STORY TWO: Pops Teaches Adam About Girls
Adam is navigating the world of girls. Lucky for him, he has his grandfather to help him.
Adam: “Did you hear that? She just called me Alan.”
Pops: “That’s not your name”
Adam: “I’ll change it. I’m Alan now. Pops you’re a genius. Thank you Jedi Master”
STORY THREE: Pops Shouldn't Drive
Pops is aging but doesn't want his driving privileges taken away.
Pops: “Can I go now? I’ve got a date with Shirley Nagel. She’s got twelve grandkids so you know she puts out.
Murray: “Cut the crap Albert. Ok? Cut it! It’s all life. You lose your keys, Barry gets some keys. It’s the circle of driving.”