Seven Minutes in Heaven
Barry convinces Adam to change his laser tag birthday party to a make out party.
Barry: Ok we turn the basement into a love den.
Adam: How? It’s dark. It’s dusty and it smells like your old sweaty hockey gear. Barry: Pheromones Bro! Ladies love it and we’ll light some incense. We’ll deck it out with sexy accessories like Moroccan pillows, lava lamps and bongo drums.
Adam: I’m intrigued go on.
Barry: We’ll serve the sexiest foods
Adam: Go on.
Barry: Oysters, soft cheeses…
Adam: Go on.
Barry: And Onion dip…nothing crunchy. You know why? Crunchy isn’t sexy.
Adam: Wait how do you eat onion dip if…
Barry: SPOONS! Spoons are sexy.
Adam: You obviously know what you’re talking about.
Murray wants to be a better Dad
Murray can never remember Adam’s birthday. Pops tells him the importance of Adam’s birthday and how much it would meet to him.
Murray: Hey my foot hurts what’s for breakfast?
Beverly: Well we are celebrating you know who with “A” shaped pancakes.
Murray: “A” it almost slipped my mind. Al Capone. Geraldo Rivera is opening Al Capone’s vault today live on television. It’s like my birthday.
Beverly: Ok Murray. Stop playing around you know what day it is.
Murray: It’s Baby…Baby out. Baby day. My son that is way more important that Al Capone.
Beverly: Daddy and I also got you that. (hands Adam present) Didn’t we Murr?Murray: Yeah. Open it up. It’s going to blow your mind.
Adam: I’m not much for surprises. Why don’t you tell me what you got me Murr?
Murray: Oh no no no. It’s a surprise…
Adam: Tell me what you got me.