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S1 E20 You're Not Invited

04/08/14 | TV-PG | CC
Story One:
Seven Minutes in Heaven
Barry convinces Adam to change his laser tag birthday party to a make out party.
Memorable Quotes:
Barry:  Ok we turn the basement into a love den.
Adam: How?  It’s dark.  It’s dusty and it smells like your old sweaty hockey gear.
Barry:  Pheromones Bro! Ladies love it and we’ll light some incense.  We’ll deck it out with sexy accessories like Moroccan pillows, lava lamps and bongo drums.
Adam: I’m intrigued go on.
Barry:  We’ll serve the sexiest foods
Adam: Go on.
Barry: Oysters, soft cheeses…
Adam: Go on.
Barry: And Onion dip… nothing crunchy.  You know why? Crunchy isn’t sexy.
Adam:  Wait how do you eat onion dip if…
Barry: SPOONS!  Spoons are sexy.
Adam:  You obviously know what you’re talking about.
Story Two:
Murray wants to be a better Dad
Murray can never remember Adam’s birthday.  Pops tells him the importance of Adam’s birthday and how much it would meet to him.
Memorable Quotes:
Murray:  Hey my foot hurts what’s for breakfast?
Beverly:  Well we are celebrating you know who with “A” shaped pancakes.
Murray:  “A” it almost slipped my mind.  Al Capone.  Geraldo Rivera is opening Al Capone’s vault today live on television.  It’s like my birthday.
Adam:  Wow…
Beverly:  Ok Murray.  Stop playing around you know what day it is.
Murray:  It’s Baby…Baby out.  Baby day.  My son that is way more important that Al Capone.
Beverly:  Daddy and I also got you that.  (hands Adam present) Didn’t we Murr?
Murray:  Yeah.  Open it up.  It’s going to blow your mind.
Adam:  I’m not much for surprises.  Why don’t you tell me what you got me Murr?
Murray:  Oh no no no.  It’s a surprise…
Adam:  Tell me what you got me.



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