I don't want a pear. I want chocolates.
Barry asks Coach Meller to teach him some sweet dance moves.
Barry doesn't want Erica to feel like him ever again.
Adam tries his luck at finger football.
Barry tries to show off his dance moves to get invited to Dance Party USA.
Oh my god. You're one of them.
Adam needs inspriation during his fencing match.
Adam plays Murray in order to get swords.
Erica lights a political fire in Beverly.
Barry goes to Erica's workplace to find a job.
After this I'm never beating you up again.
Adam tries to use his presenting skills instead of his spanish skills.
Preview Adam getting vengence on Barry by submitting his tape to AFV.
Erica and Barry's plan to self-gift the CD player fails.
Barry and Erica create the greatest love song.
Preview Adam's Brithday party activity that may get him grounded for life.
See the secret jokes in Modern Family and more.
Barry intends to post Adam's photo all over school.
Murray pulls a quick one on Beverly.
Preview Adam mounting an epic attack on Barry.
Hopefully he's housebroken.
I'm going to prepare you to defeat your mother.
I spent most of the day lost.
"I'm with you. God save my soul. I'm with you."
The phrase is "happy wife, happy life." Not happy mom, happy life.
Beverly is determined to prove she can take care of their baby.
I'm just going to go leave my own house now.
Adam takes full responsibility and asks his teacher to give him an 'F.'
How about Murna after your Great Grandmother?
"Are you in here for drugs?"
The fancy restaurant scene.
Adam and Barry both want to be Ferris Bueller.
Barry is bummed when Lainey won't ditch with him.
Barry decides he needs a day off, just like Ferris Bueller.
Step 1: Convince the parents you're really sick.
Barry is finally having a Ferris moment.
Barry and Erica team up to buy their own vehicle.
When Murray takes away Erica's driving privileges, she buys her own van.
Erica's running away: Good thing Barry's van is handy.
Barry loses it when his dad refuses to meet Lainey's dad.
Adam is desperate to impress Dana, Mom is desperate to stop him.
A football game has Murray and Lainey's dad at each other's throats.
Barry stops Murray from being humiliated by Lainey's dad.
After a rough night, Adam gets some surprising support from his mom.
Adam starts shaving, to his family's amusement.
Let me be your secret shame.
Mom's the best matchmaker in town.
Forbidden love is the best kind of love.
This is clearly a labor of love executed by two superfans.
That would explain why I have three eyes and lobster hands - toss!
You're just a borderline adult woman who likes lame boy bands.
Since when does Mr. Chair have wheels and since when is your name "Abuela"?
At Barry's modeling session, Beverly is told she can be a model too.
Who watches "E.T." and sides with the Feds?
Barry is told he should be a model by a scout at the mall.
I once cheesed a slice of watermelon.
I didn't come here looking for war but I didn't come here to turn one down.
Oh man! I wanted that easy "A" but this is so much better.
I was on a hoverboard!
Have you been faking it this whole time?
The Bevernator stops for no one.
How about I don't encourage him to be better at anything.
Who had an encounter with the three bears?
So before that was him without energy?
You can't go over the top. I'm over the top.
Preview Adam's Gym Teacher modifying a game of dodgeball for Adam
I won't have room for you too.
I can't just give up on us without a fight.
Rule 4: No coming in after 10 o'clock
This is my first date in a hospital
Preview Barry saving Erica's life when she tries to mix pop rocks and soda.
I thought we were stealing a costume not a real falcon.
I'm the ditcher here. Not you.
Just pants with pleats.
Beverly returns from the mall with gifts for the family.
Preview Beverly catching Erica hanging out with the cool mom.
The facts of bleeping life.
I am the luckiest nobody in the world
He remembered every word of that theme song.
Barry, leave the triangle.
How did you make tears so fast?
It's like I want to scream and run but I want to see what happens next.
Beverly is always looking for innovative ways to connect with her kids.
Adam is starring in a rival play.
What is that terrible smell?
You made this putz Jesus?
I love you. Remember, you are the everything.
Preview Beverly advising Adam on the next episode of The Goldbergs
I love you too
I've been trying to ignore you all day.
Zeus Alexander Washington always wears a hat
Beverly saves the day.
'80s fashion at its finest!
Working out never looked so good.
Pops dresses up as a Ghostbuster for Halloween.
Adam and Pops suit up for Halloween.
Adam finds a treasure map, like in The Goonies.