Mike and Frankie are nervous about Axl’s acceptance letter to College.
Frankie: You know that lady in my class. Her sister got accepted to East Indiana today.
Mike: Crap well…let’s just agree whatever happens...he’s not living in our house next year.
Frankie: “I can’t believe they switched our mailman. What are they worried about? They’re the ones that go postal.”
Axl: “Yes! I’m in. Oh My God! I just got an official email from East Indiana State. It’s official. I’m in. Oh my God. I’m out of here. So long suckers. East Indiana State Freshman Rule! “
Sue conducts an experiment for her science class to see if smiling is contagious.
Sue: How would you like to be the first subject in my science experiment?
Brad: Are you kidding? I’d be honored. But I should warn you I can’t tolerate needles or tickling.
Sue: The purpose of this project is to prove that one individual smiles, it will ilicit a similar smile from another human. Thereby, decreasing levels of worldwide unhappiness.
Brick wants an iPad.
Brick: Dad could you please get me an iPad?
Mike: I’m heating up my coffee with a hair dryer. What do you think?
Brick: If I get lost going to school and need directions. There’s an app for that.
Mike: Why are we still talking about this? Go away.
Frankie: You can stop dusting Brick. You’re not getting an iPad.