Axl, Brick and Sue were hanging out in the living room and accidentally break a window. Instead of telling Frankie and Mike the truth, they lie as long as they possibly can.
Axl: “Clearly our public schools have failed us. Brick the first rule of lying…don’t say you’re lying”
Brick: “I’m not trying to do it. It just happens.”
Axl: “Well try this…After you lie, add something true to the end of the lie. That way you’ll trick your brain into thinking you’re not lying.”
Following Frankie’s dental interrogation.
Axl: “Pass this on too. Now there are worse things that mom can do to your mouth than make food for it.”
After spinning the wheel of pain:
Mike: “Round and round she goes. Where does she stop nooooo….birthday.”
Sue’s sweet sixteen birthday party is in jeopardy following the broken living room window.
Sue: “Hey friendly reminder. Only ten more days until my sweet sixteen or as I like to call it my ‘sue-eeet’ sixteen.”
Sue: “It’s my sweet sixteen. It’s the only birthday that has its own adjective”
Axl: “You’re taking one for the team Sue. There is no higher honor”
- 8|7c Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets