Yo dudes, get ready to have your minds blown. This week, my parents thought by grounding me with no video games that I'd be all bored and sad, but I TOTALLY turned it around on them. How, you ask? By inventing the greatest game in the history of mankind. Wanna play at home too? All you need is a jar of pennies and a living room with stupid decorative screens with holes in 'em. Then you line up your chair and snap pennies through the holes. You get 'em all without missing and you're the champ! Bam!
This game is like totally addictive. I was playing day and night. At first, my mom didn't get the beauty of it. She was all like, "Stop getting pennies all over the house!" But I told her, "You think Mozart's mom told him to stop playing piano or Chef Boyardee's mom told him to stop making pasta? No, those moms saw a talent and they supported it!" She finally came around. I even saw her try to snap a penny when I wasn't looking. She totally sucked. Rookie.
My goal now is taking the game global. Once word gets out, this thing's gonna be bigger than football. I just gotta come up with the right name for it. I've narrowed it down to two awesome choices... Centathalon or The Ax-Games. I like the cent thing because it's about pennies, but The Ax-Games has my name in it and you know that's big time sweet. Either way, I'm current world champion, so if you want to take my title, you best start practicing, people. View episode recap